Friday, June 22, 2007

WRIGLEY'S BONE GUM


Are you tired of your dog’s stinky breath? Do you put your dog on special diets to avoid that rancid smell. How many hours do you spend a week brushing his teeth because you can’t stand that stench anymore? Or from his point of view, do you think he appreciates the aftertaste of the neighborhood trash? Don’t waste your precious time any longer. Be Rover’s best friend while saving yourself hours of brushing time. Stop by your nearest H-E-B and pick up the latest “Bone-gum”, by Wrigley’s, and go home a hero! What dog can resist Bone gum when it comes wrapped up as their favorite treat, a bone. Try it, see if it doesn’t make your dogs hair stand on end. If you smell even a hint of bathroom trash on his breath after an electric shock of Wrigley’s new Bone Gum it’s your money back.

Buy Bone Gum, and let him eat what he wants.


Not recommended for pregnant dogs, nursing dogs, or menthol sensitive dogs, Not tested on humans

5 Comments:

Blogger Xact Claims Services said...

But that looks like a chicken bone wrapped in tin-foil...

1:05 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

it that good, it even fools humans, but dont eat it.

3:06 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

gee, i better go git misself some bone gum

5:40 PM  
Blogger Victoria said...

hahaha you'd be a good telemarketer. funny

10:44 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

i'm going to be a salesman one day...for the Lord of course.

3:23 PM  

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